water the general's dog 

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

water the general's dog by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Water Noodle 

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

Water Noodle by Fatmancando December 29, 2010

Water Headache 

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

Water Headache by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

water reset 

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

water reset by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

water bottl'd 

The act of putting in a water bottle in your ass, and/or vagina. Only point made to prove how big your holes are.

That woman just water bottl'd herself and managed to walk around.

water bottl'd by truckem September 18, 2012

water wednesdays 

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

water wednesdays by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

water cooling 

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

water cooling by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014