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high velocity impact reset

the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!

The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!

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When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

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