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Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolies by Neil K December 20, 2007

Toolbelt 

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
Toolbelt by clint e May 6, 2009
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Sneakers O'toole 

Sneakers O'toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.
As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
Sneakers O'toole by Regg June 19, 2008
A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons
Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley
Tooley by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010
Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.
As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.
Toolio by Untoolios to the Maxxx December 28, 2005

toolbar-ed 

when you install a program and one of the check boxes is for a google,yahoo,ask,etc toolbar and you just jam the next key so it installs it with out you knowing until you open you internet
person 1: ok so i just installed that new pirating program you sugested
person 2: ok now open up your internet and go to www...com
person 1: ok... FUCK! It toolbar-ed me
toolbar-ed by versed aaron May 11, 2009

Jenna Tools 

A play on word used to prank streamers or other media platforms that are live, said unknowingly the name sounds like "genitals".
Streamer 1: Thank you for your donation 4skintim
Streamer 2: I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Streamer 2:We got a ten dollar donation from Jenna Tools.
Jenna Tools by Talx April 10, 2018