1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner July 30, 2015
a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
by confuzyon March 30, 2017
I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart
by Pisoglendis August 01, 2018
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 04, 2010
by CockMan79 May 12, 2009