Houdini of the Beach

A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:

Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.

Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.

Houdini of the Beach by Wig Denis August 22, 2021

beat the bush 

female masturbation

She did not want him to know she often beat the bush

beat the bush by eclecticlaw June 29, 2010

The Bathroom

Where boys become men. A place to jack off.

Dude......im bored," "just go to the bathroom.

The Bathroom by BathroomBoy13 December 7, 2010

The Big Lebowski

The greatest movie in history, made by the brilliant Coen Brothers. Anyone who has not seen this movie is utterly worthless. Anyone who has seen it and disliked it should be ripped off the face of the Earth. In the film, Jeff Bridges plays Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, whose rug is peed on. Somehow, this gets him involved in a hostage situation, and an overly complex world of corruption and lies. Hilarity ensues.

All The Dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

The Big Lebowski by Pyro62S September 14, 2005

guarding the bee 

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.

Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.

guarding the bee by Astrolounge April 7, 2009

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a crap.

Be right back, guys... I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl by J.R. March 21, 2003

out of the blue and into the black 

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

out of the blue and into the black by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006