Where boys become men. A place to jack off.
Dude......im bored," "just go to the bathroom.
by BathroomBoy13 December 7, 2010
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For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 14, 2006
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The bathroom is a magical place where many different things can happen. The original use is obviously to take a bath (look at the word, dumbass), and to take a crap or pee. But many other things can happen in the bathroom nowadays, such as listening to music, throwing a party, studying, reading, eating (yep, that's right, eating), going on your laptop, your iPod, your iPhone, or even hanging out with your friends. The bathroom is the room where the most things can happen, and therefore is the greatest room.
"Hey, what's you're favorite room in your house?"

by JimTheApplesauce October 26, 2012
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A place to eat a mango with 3 other guys while random people stare.
Lets eat a fucking mango in the "bathroom"
by WeEatMangos May 29, 2019
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(1.) verb: To relieve oneself in a restroom, bathroom, outhouse, loo, water closet, or any similar location. (2.) verb: To urinate or defecate.
(1.) As he finished eating, Alex felt a sudden urge to bathroomize.

(2.) It is unlawful to bathroomize in public places.
by the specter August 11, 2007
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What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
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