one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

one woman short of being gay by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

by the short hairs 

To be captured or trapped by an opponent ie by the hairs on the back of your neck. Common usage today has warped the term to mean by the pubic hairs but this is not the origin.

If we make the wrong move our enemies will have us by the short hairs.

by the short hairs by bbqfunbq May 19, 2014

Throw short people month 

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

Throw short people month by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

strawberry short cake 

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake

I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.

strawberry short cake by Follicle April 6, 2003

G' Ratheson (G' rath for short) 

Another effectionate term for a "cuz" or "blood" or "homie" ie. A hard buddy from the days of wayback

1.Yo G'Ratheson, what be going on.

2.Wassup G'Rath?

3.There's the G'Ratheson king, yo man, you got my blunts?

G' Ratheson (G' rath for short) by L Train August 29, 2005

Kick short people 

Kick people that are under 5’5 on October 10th

Kick any one that is shorter then 5’5

I am defined to kick short people

Kick short people by Daddy long dick6969 October 8, 2020

eat my short 

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

eat my short by cinderll44 September 28, 2015