screenshit

To shit on the screen/monitor in suprise of a fail on your behalf.

Laurgasm: I love this snog
Whitey: snog?
Laurgasm: song* OMG
Laurgasm: /screenshit

by Wh1t3y June 29, 2009

scrent

Slang for a "cent."

Give me fiddy scrents!

by JamR January 28, 2007

Screened out

When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.

I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out

by Maximum Carter June 10, 2010

Screenshot

incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.

Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.

by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018

Shreena

Shreena is usually used to define Shreyus Sheenys and Leenus Retardus. It can be the offspring of the two, or just them together. SHReena is to refer to the male, and shrEENA to refer to the female.

SHReena is not a gamer.

by Gamerbot69 December 5, 2019

Screet

A frothy, yellowish (liquid but cake like) substance, normally sticky in its natural form and often confused with jazzum.( the color may differ depending on how much puss is in it) Excreted by the hermumphus when rubbed against its own gag-anula. It part of the reproductive process of the Meestachai.

"The fuck is all over you walls?" "Oh,that's screet." , "Jazzum?", "No secret, we got a meestachai in here."

by MX29 December 8, 2019

A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018