Penis-Butter Sandwich 

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

Penis-Butter Sandwich by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

Satan sandwich 

Dressing up a succesful right-wing hostage-taking situation as an act of political compromise.

This debt ceiling agreement is a real sugar-coated satan sandwich!

Satan sandwich by Afrofuturist August 2, 2011

vegimite sandwich 

Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Down under”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Bruce gave me the best vegimite sandwich I've ever had.

vegimite sandwich by Mattinho August 4, 2006

crab sandwich 

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

crab sandwich by lloyd April 28, 2004

Tuna Salad Sandwich 

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

Tuna Salad Sandwich by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

Satan Sandwich 

deviled eggs & hellman's mayonnaise

ABCNews.com: meat, sweet, or debt deal? the mystery of the satan sandwich
sean: what is a 'satan sandwich'?
roberta: it's just DEVILed eggs and HELLman's mayonnaise, duh

Satan Sandwich by seannydee August 5, 2011