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vegimite 

A Australian staple high in vitamine B.it is like a black/brown thick paste that is the leftovers of the brewing beer process.Salty to taste and is usually spread on bread,crackers or other savouries.Australia's version of peanut butter.
The name of a person who continualy eats vegimite in a bread roll day in/day out.This is the person who introduced me to frank gelati
hey vegimite,hows frank goin?
vegimite by miggles January 22, 2005
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vegimite 

A: "Can I have some vegimite on my sandwitch."
B: "You mean Vegemite on your sandwich?"
vegimite by Typo Trapper November 3, 2009

vegimite sandwich 

Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Down under”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegimite sandwich I've ever had.
vegimite sandwich by Mattinho August 4, 2006

Vegimite Sandwhich 

Of which a man takes a dump inbetween a ladys boobs.
Jonno; hey Leo what you do this weekend???

Leo; ahh not much hey just gave tims mother a Vegimite Sandwhich

happy little vegimite 

Someone who is happy - usually a child - or infant - but commonly used to describe a person who has taken/smoked or injested a large amount of pot

from a 1950's TV commercial Australian spreadable savory delicacy - black and thick in consistency.
smiling - pointing out someone is happy

Vegemite 

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
Vegemite by Marvelator September 19, 2013

happy little vegemite 

Australian Expression meaning - "happy" or "Satisfied"
From the 1950s Tv Commercial "Jingle"...For the black Sandwich spread, Vegemite!
happy little vegemite by sixty4 April 16, 2005