pirate smoker

one known to smoke the sausage on a regular basis. (see bryce s.)

bryce s. is certified as a professional pirate smoker

by phillip December 4, 2003

burrito pirate

one who is a pirate of burritos

"hand over the burrito and nobody gets it in the ass" - the Burrito pirate

by assling July 26, 2003

pirate facebook

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

by zerotohero March 14, 2009

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

Butt Pirate

All people that like to pleasure a man through the anus.

Other nick names include "fudge popcicle" "Fudge knocker" "Faggot" "Gold digger of shit" "Poo packer" and "slimy anus cum smasher"

I hear tom cruise is a total butt pirate

by brad, aka breezy, aka b-rad February 23, 2010

Ass Pirate

Person who likes to use their cock to look though another man's ass for their "Burried Treasure".

Tom Cruise, what an Ass Pirate.

by Timmay is the man February 16, 2007

napkin pirates

A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.

As Jean was setting the dinner table, she realized her napkins where gone. She wondered if she left them in the drier or if it was the work of napkin pirates.

by Scott Phillips March 5, 2008