1 definition by Anonymous in EC

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.
That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.
by Anonymous in EC April 15, 2006
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