Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

by Kugeln May 6, 2020

number 15

salad lover. healthy maniac. skinny and proteiny.

man1: Salad for the win! I am healthy because I work out and eat salad
man2: yo guys, we got a number 15 here!
men3-50: hahahahahahahha such a dweeb go drink prune juice at ur grandmas basement!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Nümer

A parodic term that derives from the word "boomer" which gained popularity in 2019. This brand new term is associated with the future generation of new-"Boomers" calling them eventually "Nümers". This term is mainly focused on Gen Z.

- "Oh, you should've seen it bro,. Yesterday my grandpa was playing Money Machine by 100 Gecs, lol. That was so Nümer, like... we're in 2064... that song's some ancient shit"
- "L ̡̤͓̮̼͕̮̅̎͂͂́͂͜M̴̢̢̠͎̬̓͂̐̍̔̈́̈́̀͝A ̧͈͈̣̈́̋͆O ̡̙͎̜̮͖̪̣̬͙̾̆̑̐"

by judeco September 7, 2020

Numberist

An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.

Because he included a wrong number in the financial statement, he's a numberist.

by Zele Ceesawl September 15, 2020

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 20, 2020

Number 10

Used by Vietnamese peasants and traders, esp young children, when dealing with occupation forces, to refer to anything sub-standard or unacceptable. "numba ten!, numba 10" From a journalist in the book "Despatches" and numerous other accounts of that war.

GI to little boy; 'I'll give you a dime for that fish'
little boy, grinning; 'nah dime number 10! number 10! Coca Cola!'

by Dubrifirkin September 28, 2020

Number 3

Number 3 is a term for ejaculation

Man 1:Sorry i had to go to the bathroom
Man 2:Number 1 or number 2?
Man 1:Number 3

by hjbdvhjbvfdhjbfvdb November 8, 2020