Numer

Someone who should be shaved clean and spanked like a little monkey

Man: See that hairy looking man? He's behaving badly!
Woman: What a Numer!

by IkillAlltheFun February 8, 2010

Nümer

A parodic term that derives from the word "boomer" which gained popularity in 2019. This brand new term is associated with the future generation of new-"Boomers" calling them eventually "Nümers". This term is mainly focused on Gen Z.

- "Oh, you should've seen it bro,. Yesterday my grandpa was playing Money Machine by 100 Gecs, lol. That was so Nümer, like... we're in 2064... that song's some ancient shit"
- "L ̡̤͓̮̼͕̮̅̎͂͂́͂͜M̴̢̢̠͎̬̓͂̐̍̔̈́̈́̀͝A ̧͈͈̣̈́̋͆O ̡̙͎̜̮͖̪̣̬͙̾̆̑̐"

by judeco September 7, 2020

Numer

Digits

'Ay girl, gimmie your numer!'

by ChazZaxon February 7, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Top15s: "Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

Random: "Wow, gross."

by Just a JJBA Weeb February 10, 2018

Gayest Number

The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.

The gayest number in the world is 57.

by Octobottom March 28, 2021

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017