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angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.
"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"
by debidarlin May 28, 2019
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Bong bond

When two stoned besties look and act alike , also they bought a bong together.
Person: dude these two besties Give the same vibe

Person 2: yeah bro they have bong bond
by Ally kween December 9, 2021
mugGet the Bong bondmug.

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.
"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"
by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018
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bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.
parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!
by rubella hogshead April 28, 2025
mugGet the bong joon-hoemug.

Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.
After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.
by 36368876 July 6, 2023
mugGet the Bong enemamug.

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate Bongmug.

Bing Bong

It is a type and word that is a trend on TikTok
If see these dogs in you front yard ha go up stairs I goin hard BING BONG
by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021
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