Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"

Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no

by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010

Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted

Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.

by ride the wave November 5, 2010

Shoe Fucked

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011

Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 28, 2011

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

feet fucked

(Past tense) to have your feet fucked. When you take your erect cock and put it between your partners feet, and start ducking them by thrusting and grinding and humping. An erotic, pleasuring act, associated with foot fetishes. Feet can be manicured, toenails painted, clean, dirty, etc depending on the receiver's preference.

Foot jobs can be very erotic and attractive

Evelyn: what'd you and Aaron do last night?

Jill: we had great sex, he has a foot fetish so I gave him a foot job.

Mac: how'd you and Jill go? We had sex and I got a foot job.

Evelyn: omg you got your feet fucked.

See foot job foot fetish sex

by Mooktori November 25, 2016

Shit-Fucked

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017