chatorrhoea

This is when, while chatting or instant messaging a friend, one feels the terrible urge to spew out copious amounts of random info/thoughts/ideas to cover up a virtual awkward silence.

Kevin went on and on about his 'karma' theory when we were discussing the chem project y'day on AIM. It was a clear case of chatorrhoea.

chatorrhoea by rayofmoonlite February 27, 2009

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

Chateau Cardboard by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

chatanova 

a casanova (womanizer) only over chat; usually lacks the confidence to hit on women in person.

Guy to a nerd: Dude, you're such a chatanova.. you only flirt and talk to women on chat!

chatanova by the dark knight returns August 14, 2009

chateau blanc 

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.

I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.

chateau blanc by shaggyDA November 14, 2011

Clam Chatter 

A group of girls/women gossiping or talking.

Yo, did you catch any of the clam chatter in the break room? Those chicks are way too loud...tmi.

Clam Chatter by Original_Gax October 24, 2017

Chattahoochee 

"Chattahoochee" is actually a river that starts in the north in Georgia and flows south.

Made popular by Alan Jackson's hit song 'Chattahoochee'

Lyrics from the song:

"Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie."

Chattahoochee by Corrupted Panda March 13, 2009

chatous 

An unusually small penis that curves to the left. People possessing chatous tend overcompensate.

Kevin was afraid to shower in the locker room because the other boys would point and laugh at his chatous.

chatous by snapeape November 21, 2013