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Your mom is so fat 

start of a roast battle
mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

Your Mom Gay 

Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.
YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting

shut your mom 

shut your mom! shut your entire mom! your entire mom is shut! omg you're dogwater! your wiener is built like a tic tac!!
shut your mom by enderm4n January 25, 2021

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty
kid: i fucked your mom last night

Doin your mom 

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020

flush your mom 

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.
"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."