Painterly

verb: when someone feels like painting
noun: something looks like it's painted

Verb: im feeling painterly right now!
Noun: that looks painterly!

by {WhamBam-ItzCam} August 29, 2020

bowl painter

explosive diarrhea that coats the lining of that bowl.

" After that burrito i had a seious bowl painter "

by nartoff August 23, 2003

Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004

Therapeutic Painting

Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.

-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!

by welovecsi July 20, 2009

Pain

Pain can be felt on two levels. The pain that absolutely breaks you till you can't do it anymore or the pain thats literally means getting slapped. Both hurt though.

person 1: that persons face screams in pain
person 2: all payne no liam

by Rashel1308 November 6, 2020

Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

by UncleNick April 8, 2012

pain in the arse

Not literally a pain in one's anus or gluteus maximus, though either would count.

Something quite annoying, but not as bad as a ballache, which would also be expected to last longer.

People, Places, Things: it doesn't matter. Often shortened to just: a pain.

Was that your uncle?

Yeah. What a pain in the arse.

Well, i wasn't gonna say anythin, but...

You wanna meet my Dad! What a ballache. Shit, he's coming over, time for a cool sharp one.

by edjog! December 22, 2005