Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 15, 2019

Big dyslexic mongo

Yaseen nawaz

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo

by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019

sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guy

ethan lol

omg its sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guy!

by gerah September 24, 2021

Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023

shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024