iPologist

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney

"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."

by sarcen April 5, 2012

ipodasaurus

Any of an older generation of iPod devices, made prior to 2011. For example, First through Fifth Generation, shuffles, classics, etc.

"What is that you're listening to?" "It's an old shuffle." "Gawd, what an ipodasaurus!"

by DanGarPrius July 6, 2012

iPadeitis

Obsessed with iPads or use them constantly.

(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)

That boy is always on his iPad, he has iPadeitis

I fear the school has been infected with iPadeitis.

by Fabulous Genius November 22, 2013

iphoneaholic

Being addicted to one's iPhone to the point of discomfort. Like lack of food, drink and or sleep.

Being an iphoneaholic; he rarely did very much without his phone.

by Sam tevel March 5, 2014

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPlopophobia

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

by I_am_lono February 27, 2015