iPlopophobia 

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

iPlopophobia by I_am_lono February 27, 2015

iphobophobia 

n. Fear of not being afraid, fear of having no phobias.
Having this is very rare, because having iphobophobia is like having Pantophobia, but you get it completely everytime.

Somehow he has iphobophobia, and now he's trying to scare himself.

iphobophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 15, 2021

Plopophobia

The fear that akhash will shit out another nuclear explosion and destroy all
Of living mankind.

Omg! I'm so afraid of plopophobia!

Plopophobia by Sooraj December 5, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022