Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

Mouth hammer by ten75ice October 13, 2017

pootie hammer 

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

pootie hammer by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

bush hammer 

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

bush hammer by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

leak hammer 

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet

Maxx has a Leak Hammer.

leak hammer by leakhammer March 3, 2018

To hammer-dick 

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

To hammer-dick by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Duppy hammer 

Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.

Look at that duppy hammer

Duppy hammer by ultimatom May 24, 2018

dilon hammer 

the best fortnite player

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ

dilon hammer by your boi4456 June 9, 2018