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GOOGLE HARDER

A retort best used to embarrass an obvious, overcompensating ass.

Can be combined with slang to form a more vulgar and effective insult.
Thom- It reminded me of a Coen Brothers movie.

ASS- (After moments of Googling) Always been a fan of theirs. Since they first came out with Raising Arizona.

Thom- GOOGLE HARDER, BITCH.
by jura_ June 29, 2009
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Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.
"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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Google Whack

to type something in to ww.google.com and only get one result.
I enjoy google-whacking.
by Grant0 February 21, 2004
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google

The first of a long series of search engine/internet database names that have become verbs. No one in the past told anyone else to go "encyclopedia" something, yet the google phenomenon has been applied to Facebook, Wikipedia, and various other databases. Someday, every means of finding out information will have its own verb, derived from the search engine or database used to look it up (except for Yahoo, that would just sound ridiculous).

Also makes one wonder what would happen if there were a major search engine called "Buttfuck." ("Buttfuck it."/"Buttfuck him."/"Buttfuck Tom Cruise"./"I Buttfucked you yesterday and a picture of a naked clown blowing a horse came up.")
Gertrude: "What's concurrent majoritarianism?"
Bill: "Don't ask me, bitch, fucking google it."

Other forms:

"That douchebag Greg Facebooked me yesterday."

Phil: "Who was that fucking guy from the 2nd Batman movie?"
Ralph: "I don't know, IMDB that shit."

Ted: "What exactly IS a rusty trombone anyway?"
Johnny: "Fuck if I know, Urban Dictionary it."
by Manthan July 27, 2008
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google, booble, doodle

Meaning;
somewbody saying: aww, shoot.
darn
nigga please.
penis muncher.
white trash what.
Somthing of that narure.

also meaning to deficate, feces out of your
anus.
Man I really have to google, booble, doodle, hurry up and move it.

Google, booble, doodle that dude stinks.
by rennard skynnardo October 30, 2008
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Google

v. To touch, bother, fondle, molest in an inappropriate fashion.
Example: John was googled in a crowded subway train.

Example: Someone ran up to the front of the class, googled the professor and left through the back door.
by UofA89 April 28, 2009
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Google

the number 10 raised to the 100th power. is equal to a 1 w/ 100 zeros behind it for all of u dumbasses out there.
by Jay May 15, 2003
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