1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
Get the malicious fartsmug. A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
Get the Fairy Fartsmug. After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
Get the fart pitchingmug. When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.
Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.
i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.
i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.
The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
Get the Farting in an elevatormug. by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009
Get the Fart tokermug. by godz_comic November 4, 2017
Get the fart saladmug. a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
Get the Fart Terroristmug.