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malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
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Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
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fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
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Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
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Fart toker

When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.
yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard
by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009
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fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.
Our farts just tossed a fart salad
by godz_comic November 4, 2017
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Fart Terrorist

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
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