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DUCK SLURP 

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
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Duck walk 

When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.
Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”
Duck walk by thelittlestrawberry August 23, 2018

Duck Fucker 

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.
Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

Duck Butter 

Duck butter leaves terrible chaffage - dm for photos
Hey J, is that some duck butter?

Yeah man, so much sand and swim shirt netting...
Duck Butter by Yazza12 November 16, 2018

duck hole 

slang for blow job

oral stimulation of the penis
that girl's got a huge duck hole
duck hole by CrewMembers December 19, 2018

Duck butter 

A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter
Duck butter by Buttery taint January 4, 2019