Wise Duck

This is a insult you use to people who carry out really dumb actions. Use this insult sarcasticly!

Someone (Wise Duck) that tries to shave their beard with a electric meat knife, not thinking of the consequences ie total annihilation of the wind pipe!

by Weetz August 29, 2006

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Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

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Donald Duck

What Donald Trump's body gaurd called Trump

"Donald! DUCK!"

"Remember when Trump Donald ducked"

*Laughter from the crowd*

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

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Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.

Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??

by em2020 March 10, 2017

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duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

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