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Zoofie

"I saw Zoofie's new video yesterday, did you see it yet?"
by coffeewithmilk August 21, 2017
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zooker

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.
As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."
by jenbro March 9, 2009
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Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
jacob, i'm zooted man..
by mastadoja September 30, 2003
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Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"
by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008
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Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen
person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist
by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021
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Zoie

Zoie usually is really pretty and short, she isn’t very social but she likes all her friends at present time. Sometimes she feels depressed or unhappy sometimes because she sacrifices everything for some of her loved ones or friends. She feels unappreciated and worthless at times, she can also feel very ugly and she wouldn’t love herself. Zoies are very insecure. If you know a Zoie, please tell her that she is beautiful just the way she is, and thank her for all the sacrifices she’s done. Zoies would probably change a lot for people to “fit in.” She would feel like an outsider in large groups. She isn’t really comfortable in a lot of calls and sometimes she doesn’t fee comfortable texting first. People would say, “Zoie has the perfect life,” “Zoie is better than me,” and “Zoie gets all the attention, literally 3 boys like her!” But deep down Zoie can feel very lonely and worthless. And again, please thank Zoie for the sacrifices she’s done!
Chloe- Zoie is so pretty, all the boys get her. She’s always so nice to me and stands up to people who treat people wrong!

Denice- She is like the ideal girl.. I wish I was like her.
by Wolf128 November 9, 2018
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