lefty situation

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.

Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”

by finetwine February 22, 2020

A paintbrush toothpick situation

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.

Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019

real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

zitiction

A pleasure a person gets from popping pimples. It's usually hard to stop when you start doing it.

Last night I spend 40 minutes popping zits. I have a huge zitiction.

by street77 March 30, 2009

Situationship

When two people can't have a relationship because of difficult circumstances.

You have a whole situationship going on.

by BHALEY SMITH December 1, 2021

Hostel Situation

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"

I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.

by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007