Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

Zamboner

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.

I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.

by Boorilg November 5, 2010

Zabbi

Zabbi is a north african word to say 'my dick', 'my cock', 'my penis', 'my junk'. You can use this word to call your friends, if they are too annoying, or being dicks and you can also use it to call your enemies or strangers, but expect a bad reaction. It comes from the word 'Zeb' 'Zab' which means penis.

1
John : What's up man?
Ali : Zabbi

2

Zabbi, get the fuck off !

3

Ali : You know what you need?
Leila : What?
Ali : Zabbi, bitch!

by MothaFuckaJean August 28, 2013

Zamboni

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.

"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!

by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010

zamfi

Duplicitous charecter, sb. who is full of shit.

Government full of alibi and zamfi.

by Banditus January 8, 2004

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005