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Zaid

> enter in chat

> always talk abt anime, hentai, porn
> don't give a fuck abt shitty coding question

> act like noob
> get 12lpa+ job and don't give a fuck abt it either .
> leave
Random Guy 1: Zaid Pro
Random Guy 2: Always been
by Cute Madarchod October 6, 2022
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zaid

a fat Arab boy
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats

severe loneliness
"Bro you seriously need to hop on a diet and go outside, you're turning into a Zaid"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
by shalom1234 April 22, 2025
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The biggest NPC you will ever meet. A boy that is mildly trustworthy and can be extremely annoying at times. Let me say it again, THE BIGGEST NPC YOU WILL EVER MEET.
Person: He (zaid) is such an amazing guy
Person: No, he's an NPC
by anonymous February 6, 2023
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A guy that will always have your back, and watched too much TikTok. Whenever you say something slightly sus, he WILL go "you wanna rephrase that 🤓🤓🤓" You can never know which one to expect, the best time of your life, or the worst.

If you ever meet a Zaid, look the other way unless you want to risk being turned into THAT guy.
Person 1: The second one is the hardest
Zaid: You wanna rephrase that 🤓🤓🤓
by DeGoat March 29, 2022
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At first sight Zaid is the guy when in a group chat he'll provide all the memes and will often be the one online. He's always attentive with starting a call in the group chat but he'll only be attentive if the people that are in the group chat appeal to him. Most of the time Zaid will not give a shit about most things but thats what makes him well him. The very fact that he is able to normalize any topic. Although if you piss him off he'll surely grab a pencil out of his jacket and stab you with it.
"Zaid's just sitting there"
"No he's stabbing someone looks like they pissed him off"
by Vultamate October 20, 2021
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