Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 28, 2011

Wongles

A small cute dog that doesn’t poop in the house and acts like a cat

I have Wongles with me in my car ..

by Amelio August 9, 2018

Wonkie

Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling.

I can't help but stare at her wonkie eye.

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005

wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

whiney winkle

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."

Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.

by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017