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gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.
oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.
by monkeypig January 7, 2012
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dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!
That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle
by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014
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Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.
That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.
by Caveman100 January 25, 2015
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Timothy Winkles

Your favorite, friendly neighborhood they/them. He is always seen with concealer covered eyebrows and a mustache. He is lowkey a pedophile and participates in many sexual activities that sometimes include his cousin (cheesetelle). His floppy hair is such a vibe and makes him insanely sexy. He has tons of pimples across his face which add to his fiery personality. If he's ever lost, you can probably catch him chatting with his favorite cousins Wimothy Tinkles and Cheesetelle.
"BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH look over there it's Timothy Winkles"
"I wish I could be like Timothy Winkles"
"He was always a they/them
by 72896kld May 2, 2020
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star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.
He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!
by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008
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high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.
by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020
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