weed

An herbal essence

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In Canada, it's mandatory for everyone between the ages of 13 and death to light up at least 1/4 Oz a week. There is also a minimum of 2 papers per joint (equivalent of 1 Philly Wrap). It is recommended that you carry extra weed as the RCMP (Royal Canadian Marijuana Pinchers) are known to confiscate your weekly supply. Every Sunday, which is the day Canadians pray to the Holy Plant, Urine Samples must be given to determine the amount of THC in your body. If your THC level falls below 0.58 your Daily Prostitute privileges are taken away and are forced to wear a sign that reads, " I'M A FUKKIN LOSERRRRRRRRRRR"

Person 1: Ey man how much weed you smoke this week?
Person 2: None at alll man i been sik with pneumonia
Person 1: Hello, 911!?!!Come quick there's a pussy on the
loose!!!!
911: Huh??..o shit thats rite, ummmm.. call back in like 5 min ok buddy...yoooo, relaxx Lieutenant!! stop bein such a roach killer..{Click}

by drizzo613 June 27, 2006

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When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED

Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk February 02, 2019

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The world’s best harmless drug that you can’t overdose on, also called marijuana and cannabis.

Stoned guy 1: Dude, why are we laughing so much
Stoned guy 2:HAHAHA I don’t know why weed makes you laugh HAHAHA

by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019

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I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018

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