jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018

James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.

Do you girls read the James Patterson?

by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011

Sneaky Watersnake

When sitting in a hot tub with another female, whip out your dick under the water and throw her head under water, causing her to give you head... sneakily

Yo, i was in the tub and gave some girl the sneaky watersnake.

by Rob Jonsson May 3, 2009

patterson

Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.

Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.

by DJCJ May 22, 2007

Patterson Mill Middle School

Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill

Patterson Mill Middle School

by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020

Patterson California

A field-workers paradise

Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.

by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011

Patterson

1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.

2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"

3. verb -to sweat perfusily

Stop getting so Patterson on me!

She's such a Patterson.

Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.

by Long Island Wicked Mike December 9, 2007