waffles

to have sex with one in the shower.

Jenny and Casey made waffles in the shower at the party last night.

by mackanzie January 10, 2008

waffling

To add quantity to conversation/speeches/essays/anything like that rather than quality. Used a lot of the time in school to make it up to the minimum page requirement or in business presentations. Ie. Bullshitting on so nobody notices you have nothing to say.

Teacher: "check out this english paper... this kid is just waffling on"

by blex August 24, 2004

waffle

To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.

Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*

by rolenrules5 May 13, 2006

Waffle

To crack, or under achieve under pressure. To set the bar high, and knock it down every damn time. The never ending loser.

The Toronto maple Leafs have waffled every season since 1967.

The Leafs are real waffle's this year.

That Phaneuf is a real waffle. Why did they trade for him

by waffleman123 January 22, 2011

Waffles

- adjective; awesome, spectacular, cool, radical, tubular.

Dude did you go to the show last nite?

Yeah it was totally waffles!!

by Von Bron May 27, 2011

Waffled

The violent dispersion of a large amount of waffles on the house of an enemy.

Dude, Jerry, I'm pretty sure we just got waffled.

by cara304 April 2, 2009

waffle

A really awesome person, who pretty much is loved by everyone, yet is over looked.

Wow, I never noticed but she's a waffle.

by Ivy2008 July 26, 2006