The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008
Get the emotional vomitmug. an outpouring of romantic, schmaltzy feelings by someone who has romantic intentions towards the listener - usually when the listener is unprepared for such feelings and does not return the sentiment
"He called me last night and told me he loved me. It was weird and unexpected and I'm grossed out by the feelings vomit. I haven't even talked to him in 3 weeks!"
by Curves&Nerves November 12, 2009
Get the feelings vomitmug. by Lloyd Turner April 16, 2021
Get the vomiting rainbowsmug. 
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by blooming420 January 17, 2022
Get the Brain Vomitmug. When someone is having a sneaky projectile vom and has the grace to do it standing upright, flapping their arms in a dragonesque fashion
by kfax March 14, 2015
Get the vomit dragonmug. A vomit fedora is an object in which one vomits into after tipping it for a lady and said lady kicks them in the dick.
by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 25, 2018
Get the vomit fedoramug.