Northfield, Vermont

A small town in Vermont located near Barre and it's capital, Montpelier. Northfield is home to several historic churches, and five scenic covered bridges. Special events such as the Vermont Quilt Festival, the Labor Day Observances-featuring the largest parade in the state, the Cabot Hosiery Sock Sale, and Ellie's Farm Market Jack-o-lantern show are held here annually.

Very small town where everyone will know your business and a place where there's just about NOTHING to do unless you drive to another town.

I'm going to go visit Northfield, Vermont.

by Squeakmouse1984 July 27, 2008

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube

Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?

by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019

Vermontrealer

A Vermonter living in Montreal.

Abby moved to Montreal for college and became a full-blown Vermontrealer. She occasionally visits her hometown of Montpelier on the weekends.

by Choukito July 24, 2019

Venmonkey

A countable concrete noun used to address an individual, multiple people, or the public on Venmo. It is typically used in the description of the transaction prompted by the question, "What's it for?"

She paid a small public donation to a local nonprofit saying, "Attention, fellow Venmonkeys. This organization needs your help!"

by sirpootiefufu May 5, 2020

Vermontard

Like Massholes, only from Vermont.

Wow, look at that guys horrible driving!

What a Vermontard.

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022