Vagineck

When women contort their neck into positions which makes their neck resemble a vagina

For example: today I was looking in the mirror and I started making vaginecks

by toysareuskid June 22, 2016

Vagineck

When you have so much excessive fat on the chin, your chin has a friend (or more) but looks like the female genitalia

"What's wrong with your neck?" "I have a vagineck. Got a problem with it?"

by Drummerchick315 January 15, 2017

vaginesight

The knowledge (after the matter) that a man could have had sexual relations with a woman who was presumably out of said man's league.

In vaginesight, I could have totally banged Staci.

by faceguts July 21, 2017

vaginerenis

A vagina turned inside out, so it sticks out like a penis.

Damn, that girl is so desperate, she gave herself a vaginerenis!

by WhaleTuba July 23, 2018

Vagineglectisis

The medical condition that afflicts some women that have not been pleasured recently. The symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:

- Extreme mood swings
- Excessive violence
- Lethargy / Depression

- Unashamed dry humping
- Bat shit craziness

Friend 1: "Mate, why does your girl look sad like a Hush Puppy?"
Friend 2: "Aww, she's got a bad case of Vagineglectisis... I've been too busy with work to smash."
Friend 1: "You need to give her a dose of D, she's making me sad."

by Deccers September 5, 2018

Vagingles Junior

A female herbivorous beast, who will eat your food on sight. Throwing biscuits or Pringles in another direction to distract her. She is often hunted for her juicy breasts, a delicacy in many countries. If one hears the words, "A bunch of fucking cunts", one must make a hasty escape from the area.

John Smith heard a distinct call off into the wilderness.

"Bunch of fucking cunts!"

He knew a Vagingles Junior was upon him.

by HumptyCumty November 6, 2018

Vaginied

When you (a being with a vagina) broke up with your significant other because he refused to have sex.

Will vaginied me yesterday so I broke up with him.

by Stokara November 17, 2018