Utah State University

Founded in 1888 Utah State University was originally known as the Utah State Agricultural College and was established by an act of the Utah Territorial Legislature. The agricultural roots remain and students from USU are known as Aggie's.

Today however the university has expanded far beyond Agricultural Science offering hundreds of B.S. M.S. and Ph.D. degrees. The school is widely hailed as being a research school and has sent more experiments into space than any other university in the country which has earned it the nickname of Utah Space University.

The main campus is in Logan, Utah, but there are sattelite and regional campuses in each of the 29 counties of Utah. As of 2008 student enrollment at the main campus consists of about 14,000 undergraduates and 4,000 graduates while regional campuses put the total enrollment close to 25,000.

Aggie's take pride in their athletics and are known as some of the craziest fans in the country. Many sports media figures have been amazed when the attend basketball games in Logan, Utah comparing the frenzied student section and atmosphere at Aggie games to that of ACC universities known only for basketball.

I attend school at Utah State University, the greatest university in the world.

by Universal_remonster December 30, 2008

utah rainy day

The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.

Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked cum all over her, I decided to give Sheila a Utah rainy day.

by ipsquad April 19, 2009

University of Utah

1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.

2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.

3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.

4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.

Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."

Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."

by monzon November 24, 2009

Utan

Insanity. Mass hysteria. The repetition of a word to make funnier than the last time it was said.

"Utan"
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by The Unruly Mexican February 21, 2022

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013

utard

A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).

That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.

by Incogitatus April 6, 2008

Utah

Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.

"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.

by mizcoolio June 17, 2008