Under Armour Mom

An Under Armour Mom is a woman between the age of 25 and 50 (there have been sightings of UAM's up to 65 years old, however) who has children, is currently married or divorced, and thinks she is an athlete. She attends yoga class every now and then, she might even go for a quick jog with her baby in the stroller, or participate in a triathlon "for the challenge" (rides a mountain bike with aero bars, doesn't really know how to swim). Due to her active and healthy lifestyle which makes her better than everyone else, she requires that her clothing express her passion for moderate exercise to her peers. She will regularly spend hundreds of dollars on Under Armour clothing and wears it on a regular basis even when not "training". T-Shirts that say "ATHLETE" on them, or "TRAIN HARD" or "PROTECT THIS HOUSE" are slogans of choice. When it's cold outside, she needs some "Coldgear". When it's hot outside, she seems some "Heatgear". The performance enhancing microfibers help her perform better, whether it be kicking the soccer ball around with her family, or picking up a pizza in her gigantic SUV.

She is a poser.

Some guy: Wow look at all that Under Armour gear that lady just bought, she must be preparing for some serious athletic training in the near future.

Another guy: Yeah, she's so cool. I wish I was an athlete just like her.

Under Armour Mom: *puts on earbuds playing Journey's greatest hits and power walks in the mall*

by The Crab Rangoon September 13, 2011

under the jail

Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.

Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".

1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!

2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!

by pringram July 25, 2011

under armour

clothes that athletes wear under their jerseys to "keep warm"...costs a shitload

this is soo cool...says the girl with under armour

by cooldude24 October 29, 2006

under pressure

A song written by Queen and David Bowie, that Vanilla Ice lifted and put into "Ice Ice Baby", and later tried to convice the public that his version was different. The Used and My Chemical Romance are currently performing Under Pressure on the Taste Of Chaos. They will be releasing a studio version to support victims of the Tsunami.

Under Pressure is THE BEST SONG EVER.


"Did you get to see MCR and The Used perform Under Pressure?"

by Rebecca April 6, 2005

under butt

n. the cleavage at the bottom of ur butt and top of ur leg. Usually on girls with bigger butts. Also known as under tuck.

Guy 1: Damn! do u see that chick over there? shes got a nice ass!
Guy 2: Yeah shes got a nice under butt too!

by katiegurl19512 October 23, 2009

under the bus

to put the heat on somebody or to put them in a tough position.

Why did you have to tell the boss what I was saying about his wife, you really threw me under the bus.

by h4z3d September 5, 2005

under hater

A jealous coward that works against you either by talking shit when you're not around or taking actions to sabotage your efforts. This person is usually a pretty big biter

Confronting this person usually results in whimpering denials. This person's actions against you usually end pathetically. Beware it is very common for this person to know you well enough to recognize your talent, intelligence and creativity.

"stop being an under hater, you just suck"

by AL KNOXX March 6, 2008