Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David December 04, 2003

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian February 14, 2004

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy December 12, 2005

TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

by Rick James June 22, 2004

TWATS

TWATS or T.W.A.T.S military type jargon acronym for The War Against Terrorist Supremecy. Often used by those wanker journalsts, who are fond of using terms like 9/11, WTC, ACM and IED and 'The Sandpit', to establish some 'cred' for themselves.

Oh yeah, I've been following TWATS since before 9/11. The use of IED's by ACM has certainly increased in 'The Sandpit', since then.

by anonimouse October 28, 2006

Twat

1) Name for a pregnant female Goldfish
2) Female Genetalia
3) A person of highly annoying capability

Look at the twat in that bowl.
Wow, Look at that Twat!
F**k off you TWAT!

by ODBall3r December 05, 2005