Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

tucson peggy

The sexual act of inserting a cactus into an orifice, for pleasure.

Friday night, my wife and I tried something new, called a Tucson Peggy, we didn't realize the cactus was poisonous.

by lostpl8 April 18, 2023

Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

Tucson Blowjob

A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.

Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.

by UofAFriend April 1, 2024

Tucson Shootout

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.

“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”

by Tucson Strangler June 17, 2024

Tuscan Rim

A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.

Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.

by HANDLEWHAT June 22, 2024