by Omegacannon October 18, 2018
Get the toothpaste fagot mug.English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
by Joe Lattari February 16, 2008
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Get the Toothpaste mug.Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
by xReaperx666 October 16, 2021
Get the Texas Toothpaste mug.Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpaste mug.if a man could blow his wad and piss at the same time, the resulting liquid would be called bitch toothpaste.
by danny69 January 21, 2006
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