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tortabilly

Overweight Hispanic girls that listen to rockabilly music and tries to live the lifestyle by squeezing their pudgy sacks of blubber bodies into tight clothing that only hot rockabilly pin-up girls should be wearing.

Derived from the Spanish culinary word of "torta", a thick & fat stuffed sandwich. Because of that, this term should only apply to Hispanic girls that fit the said description.
Miklo: Hey mang, my friend's rockabilly band is playing @ Spikes on Saturday. You wanna go?

Cruz: No, guey. There's too many tortabilly girls (tortabillies: plural form) and I'm not a chubby chaser, ese!

Miklo: Ah, si. Pues, forget it then.
by erp2 November 10, 2011
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Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.
While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.
by c_will502 March 13, 2010
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tortoise

when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.
"Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!"
by lpLPlp April 5, 2010
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tortilla tits

1) Flat chested chick.
2) Chick with nipples the size of tortillas.
by MoonKnight March 23, 2003
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torticoli

since we're french, we didn't know what a sore neck was called in english, and in french it's called "un torticolis" so we just use the same word as in french but with an english accent...
I have a torticoli this morning...
damn torticoli!!!
oye, my torticoli hurts!
by sexybitches January 18, 2005
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tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.
Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term
by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009
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TorThor

An extraordinarily beautiful creature with strange eyes and the strong instinct to create mischief, run around naked, get stoned and live free. It often has a short attention span and sometimes forgets things almost as soon as they have said them. This condition can make it confused and may cause agression unpredictably. This is usualy handled with some good music and laughter. Be cautious around them if you are male because this creature has a natural ability to draw you in like a moth. The only sure fire way to be safe from a TorThor is to never make eye contact. They are often seen down town with a Kiashten causing mishief.
Holy shit! That TorThor is gorgeous!
by WonderGround March 11, 2009
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