torticoli 

since we're french, we didn't know what a sore neck was called in english, and in french it's called "un torticolis" so we just use the same word as in french but with an english accent...

I have a torticoli this morning...
damn torticoli!!!
oye, my torticoli hurts!

torticoli by sexybitches January 18, 2005

Torticulate 

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

Torticockis 

Toricockis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. Torticockis is caused by an awkwardly angled blow job performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. This is usually associated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the "blower". Disclaimer: No fault or blame should be assigned to the receiver of the blow job (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely passive up until climax. Climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of torticockis.

"Looks like you've got torticockis. I bet he really enjoyed last night."

Torticockis by Aish1217 November 27, 2012

tortillia 

A nickname you give people who pronounce tortilla as tortillia

hey look its our friend tortillia!

tortillia by Nerdy_girl_808 April 17, 2016

Tortilinie 

A person who sells souls for discount prices.

Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"

Tortilinie by Tortilinie July 30, 2009

tortilicious

Of relation or pertaining to the study of U.S. Tort law

I love spending my Saturdays in tortilicious bliss.

tortilicious by JREX9000 November 29, 2010

Tortillia 

When a dumbfuck mispronounces the word "tortilla".

Hummus: Do you like tortillia or pita chips with your hummus.
Anyone with a functioning iq: Did you just say tortilla?

Tortillia by dumbfuckdgg February 24, 2021