torticoli

since we're french, we didn't know what a sore neck was called in english, and in french it's called "un torticolis" so we just use the same word as in french but with an english accent...

I have a torticoli this morning...
damn torticoli!!!
oye, my torticoli hurts!

torticoli by sexybitches January 18, 2005

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Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

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torticoli • torticollis • tortillia • tortilicious • torrieoliver • Torticockis • Torticulate • Tortilinie • tortilinies • Tortitolous

Torticockis

Toricockis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. Torticockis is caused by an awkwardly angled blow job performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. This is usually associated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the "blower". Disclaimer: No fault or blame should be assigned to the receiver of the blow job (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely passive up until climax. Climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of torticockis.

"Looks like you've got torticockis. I bet he really enjoyed last night."

Torticockis by Aish1217 November 27, 2012