tortilla

a mexican bread that has been squashed flat by nike factory workers.

this tortilla taste like sneaker

by Mrstone August 26, 2009

tortilla chip

Similar to the slang for a white person as in "cracker", this refers to any person of mexican decent. Can be used as a proper name.

What up tortilla chip? or Ya damn crazy ass tortilla chip mutha fucka!!

by Cassie July 29, 2003

Hurricane tortilla

A horrible meme but it is iconic. Because hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla.

"More like hurricane tortilla"

by Yoshii\(°◻°)/ohno May 9, 2020

Tortillaland

Chartered by J-Co in 2009. So he can be related to tortillas in one way or another.

I'm related to tortillas because I'm from Tortillaland. - J-Co

by NightAssistant2009 February 25, 2009

limp tortilla

A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy.

Wanna lick my limp tortilla?

by maria&pablo February 27, 2009

tortilla

The only food Mexicans can afford.

-SKdjhalkhgk Hola (I am hungry)
-kjdfhaklgh hola (lets buy some tortillas)

by jesseschmitzoheigher February 18, 2009

Spanish Tortilla

When a man pleasures a women by rubbing his buttcheeks against her vagina. It's the man-women version of lesbian vagina rubbing.

I totally squirted when he gave me the Spanish tortilla.

by Sangrid May 28, 2010