pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.

Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.

by driver_im8 June 18, 2009

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Pun-job

When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.

"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!

by Iheartpunjab March 29, 2009

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Pun-jabbed

1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).

2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.

(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)

Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."

Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.

by Michelle Spirits April 01, 2010

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S-pun

a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught

Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.

by jim s. crane March 18, 2009

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Pun Rocker

That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.

If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.

Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".

Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

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