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Pun-jabbed 

1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).

2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.
(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)

Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."

Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.
Pun-jabbed by Michelle Spirits April 1, 2010
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Punjabbed 

When an East Indian person punches you out.
Sanjit is not your typical Indian woman. Her husband Apu tried to physically abuse her but instead, she punjabbed} his ass so bad to the point that he [spent a few days in the hospital.
Punjabbed by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017
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punjabber 

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.
Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!
punjabber by The Penguin Incarnate October 13, 2003

Punjabied 

A state of intoxication in which you are drunk enough to stop at an all night indian deli, which is probably called something like Punjabi's. Pronounced Poon-job-e-d.
I was punjabied last night.
Punjabied by skutch21 January 23, 2007

punjabbed 

To be punjabbed means to made a fool of by a person or thing. To be owned in any way shape or form.
Dude, he totally punjabbed you right in your face.
Steve got punjabbed at basketball yesterday by Mike.
punjabbed by Ryan aka RJ December 8, 2004
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