Thesis

A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

dude that poor student was thesis'd to death!

by Dr. Sexy Butt MD August 16, 2009

These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.

Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.

by namatt February 28, 2017

Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

by Ganondox April 13, 2019

thesising

v. to thesis; to write one's thesis

I spent all last night thesising.

by dudechick May 6, 2008

theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

Theressence

The lingering thoughts of a single person who changed lives by there actions.

Theressence will live on for ever. All who remembered and passed theressence on will help to emotionally transform future generations who were not blessed to have known the person only hear stories about them.

by christopherstheory October 26, 2011