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yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.
"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."
by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009
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lob

A cooler way of saying lol
"And then he was like "at least I'm not a simp"
"lob"
by BlueberryDan May 6, 2021
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Lob

“That’s lob”

That’s lots of bullshit

“I got lob to do today
I got lots of bullshit to do today
by thatslob November 18, 2023
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LOB

LOB - Lack Of Bitches

A metaphorical location

A guy being so dry puts him in the lob
I can’t believe AY is deep into tho lob, he hasn’t pulls a bittie in a few months
by Muthafuckenayyy November 3, 2022
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lob

(loaf of bread) - when that one person is looking better than just some snack
“Did you Jessica today? Man, she’s lookin like a whole LOB!” “What’s a LOB?” “Dude, she looks like a whole loaf of bread! She ain’t just some snack!”
by chylob May 14, 2018
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Lob

A black pedigreed dog from a story that has been used in honors classrooms.

A dog that was owned by a girl named Sandy and sadly died by having all his bones crushed. (Yes I did just spoil the ending for you, so what?)
Lob was reluctant on giving up that he couldn't have Sandy as his owner instead of Mr. Dodsworth :(.

Lob was a oblivious dog and covered Sandy in sand when they first met. (Iconic right?)
by ★(>ᆺ◕)★ March 15, 2023
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little lob

Not quite a full lob but more useless. A useless persons trainee lob
by Pedigree Dinlo June 29, 2016
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